Alonso Alpaca runs the most peaceful barber’s chair about. Soft-fringed and famously unflappable, he’s the only Jelly who can trim Gomez Gorilla’s sideburns without incident – and still make it to their weekly pool game on time.

He’s big-hearted, too – so much so, he gifted Timmy Turtle a belated birthday cut and a personalised jumper. Timmy scowled through both, but Alonso swears he caught him wearing it. Indoors. Alone.

Calm to his core, Alonso believes in listening properly, cutting slowly, and always sweeping up afterwards!